National Masturbation Month

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? Kitchen Counter
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: Good. Any sex is good sex.
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:Draco Mafoy
4: Something that never fails to make you horny: ear nibbling
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:On a bus
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when We heard someone coming
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: N/A
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: A silky scarf?
9: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: Handcuffs
10: What is the fastest way to make you horny:Grab my ass
11: Top or bottom? Top
12: We were about to have sex but then we heard someone approaching
13: Would you ever take a sexual enhancement drug? no
14: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? Any amount is good
15: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: Lube
16: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: N/A
17: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:1. I dont want it in my mouth 2. it probs tastes weird
18: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:Anal
19: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]Yes. Tasted alright
20: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: yeah
21: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? Lol What?
22: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: Chocolate
23: How big is too big (peniswise): Anything bigger than 8 inches
24: One sexual thing you would never do: Anal
25: Biggest turn on: someone dominating me
26: Three spots that drive you insane:My neck, Inner Thigh, Ass
27: Worst possible time to get horny:Anytime
28: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:Yes
29: Worst sexual idea you ever had:N/A
30: How much fapping is too much fapping:Every hour?
31: Best sexual complement you ever got:"You've been practising your ass grinding"
32: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: Bald
33: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: What?
34: Fill in the blanks: "If they treat me like a lady, we are fuckin"
35: What your favorite part of your body: arms
36: Favorite foreplay activities: fingering
37: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]Love is equal to sex
38: What do you wear to bed? Sexually? Not alot.
39: When was the first time you masturbated: a while ago
40: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? Maybe
41: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? In a car a while back
42: Have/would you ever have sex outside? Yes
43: Have/would you ever had a threesome? No
44: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? Only my hand
45: Have/would you ever masturbate at work? N/A
46: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? Yes
47: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? Nothing too cheesy
48: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? No
49: Most attractive celebrity? TOO MANY.
50: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? No, I'd rather watch straight porn.
51: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now Still be in my belly.
52: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? I hope not
53: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? Dirty Talk
54: Do you have stretch marks? Yes
55: How do you feel about your stretch marks? Dont care, they're part of me
56: Has anyone ever had a problem with your stretch marks? No
57: Do you like giving head? (why/why not) No
58: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? Like em
59: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? Honoured
60: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? Honey? Too sticky maybe
61: Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see? Look at naked pics?
62: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) No
63: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day? No
64: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? If it was to make my boobs bigger, no.
65: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? Porn
66: Do you watch porn? yes
67: How small is too small? 1 inch?
68: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? No
69: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? I know who did, but I dunno if it meant anything anymore.
70: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? N/A
71: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"? Too often
72: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair? Yeah
73: If you could give yourself head, would you? No
74: Booty or Boobs? Booty
75: If you had a penis, what would you name it? Dylan the Dynamo
76: Have you ever been on an official date? No
77: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) No
78: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? Crystal
79: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) No and No
80: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? EW
81: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina Nothing Major.