Fitness First

So this weekend I joined a gym...again.

I got a Personal Training session for £10 so I took advantage of that and oh my word.

Today I ache so much in places I didn't think I could.

The guy taught me a circuit session which I'm to do every time I go to the gym, but change it slightly.

We also did some boxing which I loved. It was a good way to relieve some anger aiming it at someone who is really pissing me off lately.

So yeah!

woooo.

Gonna get one fit toned body by summer!

National Masturbation Month

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? Kitchen Counter
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: Good. Any sex is good sex.
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:Draco Mafoy
4: Something that never fails to make you horny: ear nibbling
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:On a bus
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when We heard someone coming
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: N/A
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: A silky scarf?
9: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: Handcuffs
10: What is the fastest way to make you horny:Grab my ass
11: Top or bottom? Top
12: We were about to have sex but then we heard someone approaching
13: Would you ever take a sexual enhancement drug? no
14: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? Any amount is good
15: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: Lube
16: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: N/A
17: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:1. I dont want it in my mouth 2. it probs tastes weird
18: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:Anal
19: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]Yes. Tasted alright
20: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: yeah
21: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? Lol What?
22: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: Chocolate
23: How big is too big (peniswise): Anything bigger than 8 inches
24: One sexual thing you would never do: Anal
25: Biggest turn on: someone dominating me
26: Three spots that drive you insane:My neck, Inner Thigh, Ass
27: Worst possible time to get horny:Anytime
28: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:Yes
29: Worst sexual idea you ever had:N/A
30: How much fapping is too much fapping:Every hour?
31: Best sexual complement you ever got:"You've been practising your ass grinding"
32: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: Bald
33: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: What?
34: Fill in the blanks: "If they treat me like a lady, we are fuckin"
35: What your favorite part of your body: arms
36: Favorite foreplay activities: fingering
37: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]Love is equal to sex
38: What do you wear to bed? Sexually? Not alot.
39: When was the first time you masturbated: a while ago
40: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? Maybe
41: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? In a car a while back
42: Have/would you ever have sex outside? Yes
43: Have/would you ever had a threesome? No
44: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? Only my hand
45: Have/would you ever masturbate at work? N/A
46: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? Yes
47: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? Nothing too cheesy
48: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? No
49: Most attractive celebrity? TOO MANY.
50: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? No, I'd rather watch straight porn.
51: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now Still be in my belly.
52: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? I hope not
53: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? Dirty Talk
54: Do you have stretch marks? Yes
55: How do you feel about your stretch marks? Dont care, they're part of me
56: Has anyone ever had a problem with your stretch marks? No
57: Do you like giving head? (why/why not) No
58: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? Like em
59: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? Honoured
60: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? Honey? Too sticky maybe
61: Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see? Look at naked pics?
62: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) No
63: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day? No
64: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? If it was to make my boobs bigger, no.
65: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? Porn
66: Do you watch porn? yes
67: How small is too small? 1 inch?
68: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? No
69: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? I know who did, but I dunno if it meant anything anymore.
70: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? N/A
71: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"? Too often
72: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair? Yeah
73: If you could give yourself head, would you? No
74: Booty or Boobs? Booty
75: If you had a penis, what would you name it? Dylan the Dynamo
76: Have you ever been on an official date? No
77: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) No
78: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? Crystal
79: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) No and No
80: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? EW
81: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina Nothing Major.

Healthy Hannah #2

So a bit ago I was all like "yeah I'm going to be so healthy and exercise and eat so healthy!"

But I've got to the stage where I have been doing this for 3 weeks, and I've discovered I've lost weight, which was not my target. My target was to gain weight but in a healthy way.

So...

I'm going to re join the gym (a cheaper one than Virgin Active) and go 3 times a week. This will be easier to do once I've passed my practical test in driving, then I can just be like "just popping to the gym!"

I'm also going to keep one eating healthily, but eat more protein and carbs too as they help towards muscle growth and weight gain...or so I've heard.

I want to get to a stage where I can look at myself and be like "yeah, I have a killer ass, abs to die for and a decent rack" I doubt I'll develop a rack...but I can only wish...

So hopefully this will be something I will actually stick to. FINGERS FUCKIN CROSSED.

Also.

I'm currently on a pill called Cerazetta, which is like a contraceptive pill, but it also stops your periods. So tonight I'm going to change it to something else hopefully, because despite the fact periods are like hell, it's actually reassuring to have one.

So yeah.

Bye.

Healthy Hannah

So over the weekend, My friend Sarah and I have decided to go on holiday together. This has motivated me to get in good shape and health. I have 14 weeks to do this, actually I have 10, because in 10 weeks I go away with my mum.

So on Saturday afternoon I searched the web for some good exercises to improve my booty, get a flatter tummy, and attempt to increase my booby size.

I found these abdominal exercises called "Leg Lifts" and oh my word. My abs have never hurt so much! I also found out that when doing "squats", if you turn your feet so they point outwards, it works your muscles harder.

So I'm going to try to stick to doing these every night, I'm also going to run every other night, and try to do yoga or pilates a few nights a week with my mum.

So on Sunday, me and my mum went shopping because we've decided to be healthy. We bought lots of fruit and nuts and seeds and everything. For lunch today at work, I have a proper salad, and a fruit salad!

I'm also trying to improve my skin health. To do this apparently I need to purchase some lemon juice which is good in warm water, which cleanses the skin, because right now, I look like a fucking dot to dot. It's gross. I have a plaster on my boob cos I have a spot which has been there for 2 weeks and won't fuck off!

Anyways, I'll let you know of my progress!

...

I know people don't look t my blog but I really don't give a flying fuck. It's a place where I can vent and no one can tell me to shut up.

So I know I updated yesterday, but oh well. I've recently done some big favours for a few friends and I don't think they understand that I could have said no to them, but I didn't because I care about them too much. It's as simple as that. I do a lot of things for people, and more often than not, I get naff all back from them. I do it, cos that's the kind of person I am, I'm here to help my friends, but when I don't get one ounce of appreciation, that's when I get in a pissy mood with that person. People who know me well will know this. But really, I do massive favours and get fuck all back.

I know, if I was a friend I shouldn't care about not getting anything back, but I do. Because it's my time and my effort which I waste for you.

So Please.

Life Recently

Hi Guys!

I've sort of stopped using this site, and I more often use tumblr. if you want my blog on there its http://www.tumblr.com/blog/beautifullyhorrible

I would say life's been crazy recently, but it really hasn't. My mum threatened to kick me out the house last night, which is always reassuring. I've recently felt like I'm finally getting back with all my friends from school, bearing in mind it's taken over a year now. (yes, I have been working a year!)

That's one positive.

I also took my driving theory test last week and failed by one fucking point. I felt so angry. My driving instructor thought it was funny...

I have also set myself a few goals to aim for in the next few months...

put on a little bit of weight
use that weight to tone up and make myself curvier
pass my driving test
let my hair grow
get tanned
save money

hopefully I'll manage this if I'm motivated enough. I also went for a run last night for the first time in a week. I'm going to start running every other night to get fit, not thin, fit and healthy.

Yes Mate.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Sorry I haven't been blogging, I'm pretty sure you wouldn't give a shit anyway! But HEY! I'M BACK.

So Happy New Year guys! 2012..ah....A new year, a new you, a new life. HA! fuck off with all that shit. Why do people even say that? You always say that then end up staying the same miserable cunt for another year! Get a grip please.

Fancy some updates from the 25th November onwards? No? Well you're getting them anyway.

1. In December a large amount of my friends turned 18, which now means I have people to go out with!
2. I experienced my first proper Work Christmas Do. It was pretty wild I must say, no one remembers much. Plenty of alcohol was consumed and not enough pictures were taken. Daymn!
3. I FINALLY LOST MY VIRGINITY. Yes, It's true! It was Awesome. But now I've done it once, I just can't fucking stop. Always horny, so bad...
4. Me and Danielle are going to London in 22 Days! YAY.
5. I had sex in a car.
6. I decided to spend New Years Eve on my own, with a chinese and Harry Potter.
7. I had sex.
8. I found out yesterday that I'm getting a car! NO MORE PUBLIC TRANSPORT TO WORK! Obviously all I need to do now is past my tests...

So not a lot has happened, Just occasional interesting things, but guess what? I did have sex!

Nice talking to ya'll!